Can You Tattoo a Dog for Podcast Fame? We’re About to Find Out!
Sour Grapes is at it again, folks, and this time he's cooking up a plan that’s equal parts wild and questionable! He’s convinced that the Best 5 Minute Wine Podcast isn’t giving him enough airtime, so he’s ready to take drastic measures—like shaving his dog Bubbly and tattooing #justiceforsourgrapes on his fur. Seriously, this level of commitment to self-promotion is both impressive and a little alarming! We dive into this hair-raising (literally) scheme, with some witty banter about canine consent and the fine line between creativity and madness. So, buckle up, because we’re about to embark on a journey filled with grape-fueled shenanigans and a sprinkle of grumpy wisdom, all while pondering if Bubbly is indeed on board with this whole tattoo idea. Grab your glass and let’s get into it!
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Your Host: Forrest Kelly is an experienced Radio/TV broadcaster who has interviewed some of Hollywood’s biggest celebrities, from Garth Brooks to Kevin Costner. A lover of wine who is fascinated by the science behind it.
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Takeaways:
- In a world of podcasting, airtime is the new currency, and Sour Grapes is ready to cash in!
- When life gives you lemons, tattoo your dog with a hashtag justice – that’s Sour Grapes’ philosophy!
- Forrest and Sour Grapes prove that the quest for podcast fame can lead to some hairy situations – literally!
- Who needs a PR team when you have a dog named Bubbly and a wild idea for justice?
- A vineyard pattern tattoo on a dog? Now that's what I call a classy statement in the face of adversity!
- Sour Grapes teaches us that sometimes you just have to go to extremes for your voice to be heard!
Sour Grapes
Welcome. Welcome to the Best 5 Minute Wine Podcast with Forrest Kelly. You won't believe the injustice I'm dealing with, Forrest. Absolute tyranny.
Forrest Kelly
Let me guess. You still think the Best 5 Minute Wine Podcast isn't giving you enough airtime, right?
Sour Grapes
Exactly. And I figured out how to fix it.
Forrest Kelly
I'm almost afraid to ask.
Sour Grapes
I'm taking my favorite dog, Bubbly, to the groomer. He's gonna get a full body shave.
Forrest Kelly
You're what?
Sour Grapes
Then brace yourself. I get justiceforSourGrapes tattooed on his side. Think grapes.
Forrest Kelly
You just can't shave and tattoo your dog for podcast publicity.
Sour Grapes
Oh, but I can.
Forrest Kelly
No. Legally, I'm pretty sure you actually can't do that.
Sour Grapes
Okay, maybe.
Forrest Kelly
Did you even ask Bubbly if he was okay with this plan?
Sour Grapes
Yes, I did ask him. I said, Bubbly, are you okay with this plan? He looked at me, tenderly, licked himself, and then whimpered. That means it's a go. But what if.Hear me out. We just do a vineyard pattern instead? A classy artistic statement. A living, breathing tribute to the wine world.
Forrest Kelly
That's gets less terrible, but still insane. Sour.
Sour Grapes
And a tiny Beret' He needs to look cultured.
Forrest Kelly
You know, for a guy named after bitterness, you sure put a lot of thought into aesthetics.
Sour Grapes
All part of the brand, Forrest. Now let's get to the groomer. Justice isn't going to shave itself.Remember, this is Sour Grapes and Bubbly dispensing grumpy wisdom one vintage at a time. Justice for Sour Grapes. The Best 5 Minute Wine Podcast.